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[praises]

SOMEONE CREATE A PRIZE FOR GREAT ARMS AND HE WILL GO AND WIN IT

probably against his will because how embarrassing

but winning is the important part

[umberly]

ANOTHER THING TO BRING UP TO THE PRIME MINISTER.

come on, Alle, LIVE A LITTLE stop hiding away by going on nature strolls. Bench press someone. Arm wrestle. Do it for uhm... Marie!! Yeah, do it for Marie!!

Win for Marie.

[praises]

YOU CAN'T INVOKE MARIE THAT'S CHEATING

he's going to bench press tieria though he's not escaping this one. angel already promised me

arm wrestling though, that's an idea...

[umberly]

NOT IF MARIE IS FINE WITH IT!!

Tieria weighs practically nothing, that's cheating. but jawvhegj /sits down and waits for the magic to happen

Please arm wrestle with sleeveless shirts. Better yet, don't wear a shirt at all.

[praises]

MARIE IS A SAINT SHE'S FINE WITH MOST THINGS

don't let tieria hear you say that... tieria and regene? tieria and marie?

is there a shady tavern anywhere, because i feel like hallelujah would do this and he has precisely zero sense of modesty

[umberly]

SO THERE YOU HAVE IT ALLE GETS THE OKAY TO LIVE LOTS.

what Tieria doesn't know won't hurt him... but Tieria and Regene, yes good. Alle can probably repeat this with Marie later and every time he pulls her up he gets a smooch. His brain frizzles out after the first one.

There probably is a shady tavern and lbr this is totally how Hallelujah makes their money. By betting and showing off.

[praises]

JUST BECAUSE HE CAN DOESN'T MEAN HE SHOULD

that's basically what happens. he looks cool for maybe .5 seconds and then the first smooch and it's all over, blushes for days

hey, just because alle doesn't wanna make use of the goods doesn't mean he won't. three ales in and he's like ALRIGHT LOSERS LINE UP HE'LL SHOW YOU THE TRUE POWER OF A SUPER SOLDIER etc etc

[umberly]

HE TOTALLY SHOULD. DOES HE WANT TO BE AN OLD GRANDPA FOREVER

what a delicate flower... who even let this kid into celestial being??

oh my god I am wheezing now I want drunk Alle taking on everyone. e v e r y o n e. raking in all the cash and then the next morning is so horrified by what he's done.

[praises]

YES HE'S AN OLD HIPPIE TRAPPED IN A HOT GUY BODY

they probably thought they were recruiting hallelujah, surprise when they get this creampuff

i'm dying, allelujah goes to sleep and then hallelujah takes over, moonlighting at this insane, dashing challenger, drinking people under the table and winning in games of strength

alle wakes up with a hangover covered in money like

why

why this