YES HE'S AN OLD HIPPIE TRAPPED IN A HOT GUY BODY

they probably thought they were recruiting hallelujah, surprise when they get this creampuff

i'm dying, allelujah goes to sleep and then hallelujah takes over, moonlighting at this insane, dashing challenger, drinking people under the table and winning in games of strength

alle wakes up with a hangover covered in money like

why

why this